You can totally get married, just don’t call it getting married. What’s the problem?
(Thanks anonymous)
“This former drug addict turned conservative Christian owes his extra portions to someone in a third world country who cannot count, not Jesus.”
(Thanks Sarah)
“I had an internal struggle whether to tell her how ridiculous this is and clearly none of her business, or just quietly delete her. I went with the latter because I don’t need any more drama at family gatherings.”
(Thanks http://oksara.tumblr.com/)
Watch as these snotty teenagers try to convince you that Christianity is under attack in America. They even call their organization a counter culture. HA!
The two owners of Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro took over the restaurant’s Facebook page last night to fight unruly commenters, and man, was it embarrassing.
Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro, of Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares fame(ish), told everyone to fuck off. And that God was on their side.
Also, not sure if this is real or not, but here is Amy’s tumblr (maybe? again, not 100% here if it is actually her, but yeah)
“So, this was where my girlfriend and many of our friends went to high school, and we still live in the town where the school is located.
“Basically, a bunch of students skipped class for almost 3/4 of the school day (not just 2.5 hours like the article stated) and were angry that the superintendent told them not to do it again.
“What’s worse, two teachers left their classes for that long, and gave their students nothing to do during that time.
“Neither the teachers nor the students received any punishment or disciplinary action. My FaceBook feed is blowing up with dumb asses saying that ‘OMFG THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR RIGHT TO PRAY IN SKOOL”. No, we are saying that prayer has no place during classes at a taxpayer funded, public, secular, institution. Pray before or after class, or silently at your desk. Don’t disturb the school day.
“(P.S.: this is the same high school in which several students were seen wearing KKK uniforms in the cafeteria. What a good reputation our town must have now.)”
(Thanks http://czechpartisan.tumblr.com/)
“She’s one of those people who actually believes that there is a war on Christianity.”
(Thanks http://foxes-of-harrow.tumblr.com/)
“This is my school and happened over Carnival weekend (basically the one time a year we go wild and crazy and party before finals hit us!). The College of Fine Arts does Derby every year and students are supposed to dress up and do wild and crazy shenanigans, but according to a lot of Pittsburgh news she crossed a line by dressing up as the Pope from the waist up and was naked from the waist down with her pubic hair shaved in the shape of a cross (and was also handing out free condoms!). The local Bishop has demanded that she be sanctioned for crossing the line. From what I’ve heard around campus, the administration is still deciding whether her actions violated campus community standards. Just… everything about the public’s reaction is really pissing me off. My department (and others I believe) are all writing letters to CMU’s president to be sure she isn’t punished.
“Oh, I also made the mistake of going into the comments section for the article. It’s amazing how many people believe this is either too far, or that she’s desperate to get laid, or that this is hate speech. Especially the hate speech one. NO. One person protesting against a large (white, in power, etc.) organization is NOT hate speech.”
(Thanks http://giraffesonjupiter.tumblr.com/)
