Some Fun Facts: “This was found on Facebook’s LiveScribe fan page. The LiveScribe pen will record you taking notes, voice record, and has a cool notebook that interacts with the pen. It can be useful for students or for people who have to take notes a lot in their job. The first one seems too short sighted to see how useful a LiveScribe could be at a meeting or in school. The second two are just… Ugh.”

Did using your brain go out of style?

(Thanks anonymous)

I’m with S. I’m sick of seeing Christmas crap already. Can’t we wait until at least the beginning of December? Seriously.

As for H, I hope you know you are hurting the environment. I’m sure God loves you f-ing His creation up while celebrating a day that isn’t even really Jesus’s birthday. Dumb ass.

(Thanks anonymous)

The horrific trendcontinues. The problem here is, of course, not that they are proclaiming their faith. It’s clearly annoying to their fb friends, but nothing dangerous. I do bridle at the implication that this is somehow indicative of a hostile take over of the country in which the first amendment, the one allowing them to post this nonsense in the first place, will be somehow overthrown or usurped so they can bring God (their God, mind you) into the U.S. How rude.

(Thanks Claire)

Learn from our Gangsta and Manhood-Prooving friends: what you post is not the only important thing; where you post is important too.

(Thanks Y)

“I work for a non-profit whose whole kick is to get comprehensive sex education taught in schools in Texas.  This was an event to discuss the ineffectiveness of abstinence-only education in schools.  A friend/friend’s ex-girlfriend decided to tell me how she felt about abstinence and I decided to tell her something she may have skipped when she was reading her bible.”

If abstinence-only education worked, the most religious states would have the lowest out-of-wedlock birth rates. Not true. It is actually the opposite in most cases. Just my two cents.

(Thanks anonymous)

Well, someone re-posted it. Poor JF. She wants to help, but according to our three-named buddy here she’s got the wrong religion.

(Thanks anonymous)

This is the person who also thinks Jesus fixed the dent in her car. Clearly her handle on how the world works is slightly off.

(Thanks S)

Why did God let her fall down the stairs in the first place then? As usual, blame the good on God and forget about the rest.

(Thanks anonymous)

“I saw this on facebook and I guess God is done burning images of the virgin mary onto toast and is going for a more blatant approach via a facebook app. Who knew?” Subtlety is overrated.

(Thanks NK)

“The schadenfreude of watching a self-proclaimed christian regurgitate someone else’s propaganda without taking a critical look at the scripture passage cited is delicious, no? ”

It is amazing that people can take something like prayer and not only make it completely self-absorbed, but also make it completely condescending. It’s dispicable how often Christian’s take their own text out of context to use it against people.

(Thanks K for the double whammy) 

“Not one single person re-posted her stupid thing.  Made this atheist very happy.  I suppose I also should be happy that she spelled ‘you’re’ properly.” LOL

(Thanks anonymous)

God threw his son?! Oh wait, I get it now. Is accepting Jesus related to the hiccups or does this person just have really bad ADD? Are the hiccups the devil’s fault? I just don’t know.

(Thanks Nicole)