From Friday the 13th.
(Thanks anonymous)
“From my best friend’s mother. I thought I had blocked her feed…but the Devil must’ve unblocked her.”
Are those the only two options? Can’t I just not care either way?
(Thanks http://linzik.tumblr.com/)
“My cousin’s 7 month old nephew just passed away yesterday, not even sure as to how but clearly not of old age. It is terrible and I feel so bad for her and am at a loss as to what to say. What do you say?
However, every other person keeps facebooking her with PRAY..PRAY PRAY PRAY!!! I get that it’s hard to find something comforting to say but everyone with the Jesus juice!? You want to pray to this God who as far as I am aware controls everything and thus had a hand in the death of a 7 month old child? If this God did not care enough to intervene with that, what is he going to do in the aftermath?
I just don’t get these people. I would be doing anything but praying!”
(Thanks http://catladyjunior.tumblr.com/)
I have yet to meet someone who was embarrassed to let me know that.
(Thanks http://rawnald—erikkson.tumblr.com/)
“apparently you need a good prayer after breaking up with your bf”
God hated that bf.
(Thanks http://misery-jet.tumblr.com/)
“So this rage-inducing little thing was published in my hometown’s local paper recently. Someone brought it to my attention on Facebook. Unfortunately my blood pressure is high enough on its own at the moment so I won’t comment on it, but shit.”
Only agnostics and atheists get happy holidays. Other religions just get to be jealous of Christmas I guess.
(Thanks anonymous)
“Speaking of proselytizing at funerals, when my dad’s cousin died the pastor officiating the funeral began with the normal funeral type offerings—speaking of my cousin’s life, having family say a few words, offering prayers, etc. But after that he began talking about how my cousin had accepted God at the end (he died of cancer) and that we should all think about being closer to Jesus because we never know when our time will come.
My family is not particularly religious, but we all just nodded along, until we realized he wasn’t going to stop talking about it. He went on for nearly an hour, trying to guilt trip us into converting just because our cousin supposedly did. Now, if you knew my cousin, you knew he was a hellraiser and a tough ass son of a bitch, who didn’t suffer bullshit lightly, so all this God stuff was out of character for him.
So people began to leave. A lot of people. Together. Rudely, because they knew this wasn’t my cousin. And the guy just kept going!
It was the worst funeral service I’ve ever been to.”
(Thanks http://kimbrelly.tumblr.com/)
“These are PInterest comments on a post about how doctors are amazed that Stephen Hawking has lived to be 70.”
(Thanks http://butterfly-teeth.tumblr.com/)
“This is my ex-boyfriend. There’s a status like this almost every other day. It’s not exclusive to Thanksgiving at all. He’s also ultra-conservative and idolizes Sarah Palin and Tim Tebow. I still wonder why I dated him.”
(Thanks http://tgwtgkittymarie.tumblr.com/)
“My friend got a taxi home from Dublin city last night and ended up with this literature and a lecture to from the taxi driver. Needless to say she fell asleep during the sermon..”
(Thanks http://maithancailin.tumblr.com/)
