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“I went to high school with this girl. She made Asian kids cry by telling them their atheist/Buddhist/whatever parents and/or grandparents would be spending eternity in hell. “When I worked the spotlight for the show choir’s spring showcase, she asked if we had a gel to turn it blue or yellow, because when the bright, white light hit her in the face, she couldn’t keep singing, because she felt like it was Jesus coming for her.“She used to post straight-up Jesus erotica poetry on her Facebook, but judging by its absence, I would say she got made fun of for it and took it down.“Are you for fucking real, lady?”
(Thanks Kristina)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3awuf1fZR1qzeucjo1_500.jpg)
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“I went to high school with this girl. She made Asian kids cry by telling them their atheist/Buddhist/whatever parents and/or grandparents would be spending eternity in hell.
“When I worked the spotlight for the show choir’s spring showcase, she asked if we had a gel to turn it blue or yellow, because when the bright, white light hit her in the face, she couldn’t keep singing, because she felt like it was Jesus coming for her.
“She used to post straight-up Jesus erotica poetry on her Facebook, but judging by its absence, I would say she got made fun of for it and took it down.
“Are you for fucking real, lady?”
(Thanks Kristina)
Another b-day cake for Jesus.
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More Tebow BS. Blue is fantastic.
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More Tebow BS. Blue is fantastic.
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It never fails to amuse me when religious people call atheists arrogant. How is it any less arrogant to say you know not only that there is a God, but you know which religion is the right one and have the authority to convert someone to it? Try checking your own arrogance first and atheists might have an easier time listening to you.
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It never fails to amuse me when religious people call atheists arrogant. How is it any less arrogant to say you know not only that there is a God, but you know which religion is the right one and have the authority to convert someone to it? Try checking your own arrogance first and atheists might have an easier time listening to you.
(Thanks Mudkips)
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“Long-time reader, first-time submitter here! I found the passage below on the website of The Buffalo News, as a comment on the recent horrific and fatal beating of a 10-year-old Somali boy at the hands of his stepfather. The first bit is a quote from another commentor. Below it, someone could just not resist the opportunity to ‘plaster her religion all over the Internet,’ nor could she apparently heed the original commentor’s call to be positive out of respect for the community that this child left behind:
’We are very saddened to hear of such a tragic death, May Allaah reward him Janatul Fardowa. I am very close friend to His older brothers. My heartfelt condolences go out to you and your family. Regardless of how sad we feel about this young kid’s death, but please lets try to remain positive on comments for the sake of this family’s RESPECT, May your strength prevail to help you through this difficult time. Thanks to the Buffalo Police Department for the immediate response! May God Bless Officer Chris Fields for the continuously contribution to our communities. GOD BLESS YOU.
RIP Abdifatah You are in Allaah’s Hands, so worry free.
ALLAAH is not the risen Saviour. the one that will judge this is Jesus Christ the true, and risen Saviour. Who is still alive today. The whole family let this little boy down and allaah is not able to do anything. No one has the right to take or give life but Jesus. This little boy had to be so afraid. My heart goes out to all the children in this home, and am praying the right place is found for them. All this because he didnt do his homework? The Bible (the correct Book) tells us its ok to discipline a child not kill them.
Rom 2:8 But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath,
Rom 2:9 Tribulation and anguish, upon every soul of man that doeth evil, of the Jew first, and also of the Gentile;
Rom 2:10 But glory, honour, and peace, to every man that worketh good, to the Jew first, and also to the Gentile:
Rom 2:11 For there is no respect of persons with God.’”
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“So my best friend’s wife posted this picture. Green tries to be reasonable, but yellow gets his shit all wound up. When I was still a believer, I went to youth group with my bff (purple) and Red was one of the youth leaders there. I still have a lot of respect for him, but its a bit annoying to see him take it upon himself to be this arbiter of Christianity.”
Actually, a fetus doesn’t choose anything. “Abortion pushers”? Its called Pro-CHOICE you idiot. Much like they think liberals want to brainwash children into being gay precisely because they want to brainwash them all into being straight, they project that people want to make everyone have abortions because they want to make everyone unable to have abortions. STFU.
I now have a funny picture in my head of a group of protesters standing outside a hospital giving pamphlets to preganant women going in urging them to abort instead of have the baby; it is safer to have an abortion than give birth, after all.
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“So my best friend’s wife posted this picture. Green tries to be reasonable, but yellow gets his shit all wound up. When I was still a believer, I went to youth group with my bff (purple) and Red was one of the youth leaders there. I still have a lot of respect for him, but its a bit annoying to see him take it upon himself to be this arbiter of Christianity.”
Actually, a fetus doesn’t choose anything. “Abortion pushers”? Its called Pro-CHOICE you idiot. Much like they think liberals want to brainwash children into being gay precisely because they want to brainwash them all into being straight, they project that people want to make everyone have abortions because they want to make everyone unable to have abortions. STFU.
I now have a funny picture in my head of a group of protesters standing outside a hospital giving pamphlets to preganant women going in urging them to abort instead of have the baby; it is safer to have an abortion than give birth, after all.
(Thanks Gregg)
(Thanks Sara)
“Why do these people feel it’s necessary to waste their time telling me this? I’ve answered ONE abortion-related question (and left NO explanation, so I have no idea what ‘comment’ he’s referring to), it says ATHEIST and SERIOUS ABOUT IT on my profile… and this is the second I’ll-pray-for-you message I’ve gotten in a month. The first one, from a different guy, was degrading my sexual desires/preferences. Damn dating site trolls.
If they’re not trying to piss me off or start a fight, then what are they trying to do?”
It’s so freaking condescending.
(Thanks http://coffintramp.tumblr.com/)
Lol at Mary. Not that far-fetched considering all the weird relationship with Jesus and Jesus is my boyfriend submissions I get.
(Thanks http://maryhate.tumblr.com/)
Leave my Grey’s Anatomy alone please.
“Life isn’t fair! What’s not fair is she’s had two failed marriages and gay people in NC can’t even have one. /end sarcasm.”
Well, since it affected more than just “gays,” you’re right. No one is going to get over it though. Jerk.
(Thanks anonymous)
“This girl. I went to high school with her, and she’s always been really nice, but everything she apparently can’t do anything unless god tells her to. I found this status especially ridiculous…if a 4-year-old is throwing a tantrum because they don’t want to buckle up, you either don’t take them to Chick-Fil-A or you have patience and wait for them to stop flailing. That’s just common sense, I don’t need god to give me some kind of revelation to know how to get kids to behave. (for those of you who aren’t familiar with Chick-Fil-A, it’s a fast food chain primarily in the South that is a Christian business and therefore closed on Sundays.)”
(Thanks anonymous)
“Honestly, I’m not sure why anyone who truly believed this would even bother to go to the hospital. I am, however, certain that this doctor is making tons of money off these morons. ‘You have Legionnaires Disease, but I just want you to know that prayer is better than anything I can do or any medicine I can give you. Go home and pray! That will be $200…’”
I would promptly find a new doctor.
(Thanks Tori)