stfu, believers

Apr 04

(Thanks anonymous)

(Thanks anonymous)

Apr 03

"My friend is always posting shit like about her church group, but this was the funniest/worst I have seen. Sounds like somebody had an orgasm."
Gods liquid love.
(Thanks E)

"My friend is always posting shit like about her church group, but this was the funniest/worst I have seen. Sounds like somebody had an orgasm."

Gods liquid love.

(Thanks E)

Apr 02

Rules about who can practice medicine. Hilarious!
(Thanks http://balthatzar.tumblr.com/)

Rules about who can practice medicine. Hilarious!

(Thanks http://balthatzar.tumblr.com/)

Apr 01

"Bowling for the lord? What does that even consist of? Knocking down sins one pin at a time?"
(Thanks http://shanephotosvein.tumblr.com/)

"Bowling for the lord? What does that even consist of? Knocking down sins one pin at a time?"

(Thanks http://shanephotosvein.tumblr.com/)

Feb 13

"When it comes to Red (and those like him), it’s tempting to say ‘Well, at least he’s honest,’ but I’m starting to not care anymore. Honesty does not excuse this. I don’t know if anything can."
(Thanks Ace)

"When it comes to Red (and those like him), it’s tempting to say ‘Well, at least he’s honest,’ but I’m starting to not care anymore. Honesty does not excuse this. I don’t know if anything can."

(Thanks Ace)

Jan 07

godlessmen:

Because Texas

godlessmen:

Because Texas

(via fuckyeahsexyatheists)

Jan 01

"Numbers 7 and 9 in particular, but the rest aren’t any better."
(Thanks Ace)

"Numbers 7 and 9 in particular, but the rest aren’t any better."

(Thanks Ace)

Dec 27

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"This is from a forum about herpetology, where people go to discuss the care of their exotic reptiles and amphibians. It is populated by professional herpetologists, biologists, zoologists, veterinarians, people who have kept herps for decades, and people who casually keep herps and come here for advice on taking care of them. Many members are from Europe and Australia."In one of the off topic threads, the subject of evolution was brought up and a 14 year old American (big surprise) said he didn’t believe in it. 
"At first the reactions were pretty neutral, tinged with surprise. Then he dropped this little beauty and I lost it."That’s right, Darwin discovered Lucy 91 years after he died and toootaallly refuted her on his death bed. "In other comments, this user bemoans the fact that prayer has been taken out of schools and that the world is conspiring against Christianity."
(Thanks embryhallowed)

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"This is from a forum about herpetology, where people go to discuss the care of their exotic reptiles and amphibians. It is populated by professional herpetologists, biologists, zoologists, veterinarians, people who have kept herps for decades, and people who casually keep herps and come here for advice on taking care of them. Many members are from Europe and Australia.

"In one of the off topic threads, the subject of evolution was brought up and a 14 year old American (big surprise) said he didn’t believe in it. 

"At first the reactions were pretty neutral, tinged with surprise. Then he dropped this little beauty and I lost it.

"That’s right, Darwin discovered Lucy 91 years after he died and toootaallly refuted her on his death bed. 

"In other comments, this user bemoans the fact that prayer has been taken out of schools and that the world is conspiring against Christianity."

(Thanks embryhallowed)

Dec 26

(Thanks Sandy)

(Thanks Sandy)

Dec 19

"I think the last few thousand years has proven otherwise."
(Thanks http://megafan21.tumblr.com/)

"I think the last few thousand years has proven otherwise."

(Thanks http://megafan21.tumblr.com/)

Dec 10

"This isn’t explicitly religious, but I know for a fact Red is a Christian (his hatred of both ‘moral relativism’ and trans* individuals might make that obvious, though). The term "philistine" is so appropriate here."
(Thanks Ace)

"This isn’t explicitly religious, but I know for a fact Red is a Christian (his hatred of both ‘moral relativism’ and trans* individuals might make that obvious, though). The term "philistine" is so appropriate here."

(Thanks Ace)

Dec 09

“ I guess that explains why the wine cooler I tried as a 14-year-old turned me into a heroin addict /sarcasm”
(Thanks anonymous)

 I guess that explains why the wine cooler I tried as a 14-year-old turned me into a heroin addict /sarcasm

(Thanks anonymous)

Dec 06

"Everyone in this thread made me face all the palms.”
Logic, who needs it.
(Thanks Ace)

"Everyone in this thread made me face all the palms.”

Logic, who needs it.

(Thanks Ace)

Nov 27

Mormon Women Bare -

This is pretty great.

Mormon Women Bare is about reclaiming. It is about women reclaiming our bodies from a culture that teaches us that we belong to men, to God, to the society that objectifies us.”

Nov 20

"I see this or something similar about once a week from the same people. Hope one of these days they actually get their favors granted…."
(Thanks Kath)

"I see this or something similar about once a week from the same people. Hope one of these days they actually get their favors granted…."

(Thanks Kath)