stfu, believers
Ugh.
Also, that is a lot of names.
(Thanks anonymous)

Ugh.

Also, that is a lot of names.

(Thanks anonymous)

(Thanks anonymous)

(Thanks anonymous)

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“Black’s Mother is a hardcore, Southern Baptist, Bible thumper.  I remember going to their church on Christmas Eve, when I was about 6.  The preacher screamed and yelled at the congregation, asking if we died in car accident that night (on Christmas Eve, no less), would we go to Heaven or burn in Hell.  Even at a young age, I knew something wasn’t right when they couldn’t even celebrate the birth of their Savior…
“I would attempt to argue some of their points, however, I am pretty sure my comments would just get deleted and I would removed from their friends list. “
 
(Thanks anonymous)

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Black’s Mother is a hardcore, Southern Baptist, Bible thumper.  I remember going to their church on Christmas Eve, when I was about 6.  The preacher screamed and yelled at the congregation, asking if we died in car accident that night (on Christmas Eve, no less), would we go to Heaven or burn in Hell.  Even at a young age, I knew something wasn’t right when they couldn’t even celebrate the birth of their Savior…

“I would attempt to argue some of their points, however, I am pretty sure my comments would just get deleted and I would removed from their friends list.
 
(Thanks anonymous)
(Thanks Corinne)

(Thanks Corinne)

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“Pulled from a Facebook discussion board for students and graduates of my college. This was posted a while back, as you can see, but it was thrown back onto my newsfeed just now by a recent comment (not shown because it wasn’t fucked up at all). Knowing I share a campus with a godbag child-abuse apologist makes me want a shower.”
(Thanks Mary)

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Pulled from a Facebook discussion board for students and graduates of my college. This was posted a while back, as you can see, but it was thrown back onto my newsfeed just now by a recent comment (not shown because it wasn’t fucked up at all). Knowing I share a campus with a godbag child-abuse apologist makes me want a shower.

(Thanks Mary)

(Thanks anonymous)

(Thanks anonymous)

You can totally get married, just don’t call it getting married. What’s the problem?
(Thanks anonymous)

You can totally get married, just don’t call it getting married. What’s the problem?

(Thanks anonymous)

“Umm…guys?  Your ignorance is showing.”
(Thanks anonymous)

“Umm…guys?  Your ignorance is showing.”

(Thanks anonymous)

(Thanks Mia)

(Thanks Mia)

“This former drug addict turned conservative Christian owes his extra portions to someone in a third world country who cannot count, not Jesus.”
(Thanks Sarah)

This former drug addict turned conservative Christian owes his extra portions to someone in a third world country who cannot count, not Jesus.

(Thanks Sarah)

“I just can’t handle that first line….”
HA!!!
(Thanks Katherine)

“I just can’t handle that first line….”

HA!!!

(Thanks Katherine)

“I had an internal struggle whether to tell her how ridiculous this is and clearly none of her business, or just quietly delete her. I went with the latter because I don’t need any more drama at family gatherings.”
(Thanks http://oksara.tumblr.com/)

“I had an internal struggle whether to tell her how ridiculous this is and clearly none of her business, or just quietly delete her. I went with the latter because I don’t need any more drama at family gatherings.”

(Thanks http://oksara.tumblr.com/)

Watch as these snotty teenagers try to convince you that Christianity is under attack in America. They even call their organization a counter culture. HA!

Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro, of Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares fame(ish), told everyone to fuck off. And that God was on their side. 

Also, not sure if this is real or not, but here is Amy’s tumblr (maybe? again, not 100% here if it is actually her, but yeah)

“I don’t usually see crap like this on my news feed…”
(Thanks Caela)

“I don’t usually see crap like this on my news feed…”

(Thanks Caela)