"I got this e-mail forward from an acquaintance.
"In what kind of bizarre fundie fever dream did someone decide that FUCKING DICTIONARIES are the devil’s gateway to corrupting our youth and upright Christian parents need a proper version to teach their kids the true ‘Murrican language?
“‘The English language has changed again and again and in many instances has become corrupt.’ Ironic sentiment coming from a group of people who revere a book that has been rewritten and re-interpreted from several ancient texts that were themselves re-written, self-contradictory copies in which most of the meaning and context was lost in translation anyway.”
"Because kids say all kinds of crap."
"Yay, my dream to be eaten alive by mosquitos has come true, all I need to do now is get a double serving of Jesus."
"From a family Facebook page that I have since removed myself from."
Some days I read crap like this and realize how long I have been running this blog and I just don’t even.
“Jesus only hears our prayers if we share them on Facebook.”
“Satan prevents access to the internet.”
Yeah I am the last comment there. Can you believe this shit?
An onion. A fucking onion!”
End of NASA
"Sigh… a 15-year-old girl can’t even complain about silly teenage angst without getting Jesusjacked these days. ’Don’t worry sweetie, if the kids at school don’t like your personality maybe they’ll like you better if you’re possessed by a Jewish zombie!’”
"My friend is always posting shit like about her church group, but this was the funniest/worst I have seen. Sounds like somebody had an orgasm."
Gods liquid love.
Rules about who can practice medicine. Hilarious!