stfu, believers
"So… to know God (and implicitly, to be a Christian), you have to have read (or heard, etc.) the entire Bible. Old and New Testaments. Okay.
"Where then does this leave, say, the members of the early Church? You know, the people who were still alive while sizable chunks of the New Testament were being written and which not all of them would have read. To say nothing of the people in the OT…
"At the very least this tweet is some mighty poor phrasing, since I’m pretty sure he didn’t mean to say the Bible was written by nonbelievers."
(Thanks Ace)

"So… to know God (and implicitly, to be a Christian), you have to have read (or heard, etc.) the entire Bible. Old and New Testaments. Okay.

"Where then does this leave, say, the members of the early Church? You know, the people who were still alive while sizable chunks of the New Testament were being written and which not all of them would have read. To say nothing of the people in the OT…

"At the very least this tweet is some mighty poor phrasing, since I’m pretty sure he didn’t mean to say the Bible was written by nonbelievers."

(Thanks Ace)

"W.T.F!  I am sitting here , wide eyed, and I am speechless. ""What kind of fuckery is this?" 
I am severely disturbed by this. I mean.. sin zones. Yep.
(Thanks MJ)

"W.T.F!  I am sitting here , wide eyed, and I am speechless. "

"What kind of fuckery is this?" 

I am severely disturbed by this. I mean.. sin zones. Yep.

(Thanks MJ)

"Because getting an education and supporting your family is wrong. You should starve in the street so you can go to heaven."
Wow. “Degrees just mean you are further indoctrinated into satans system” might be my favorite quote of the blog. 
(Thanks MJ)

"Because getting an education and supporting your family is wrong. You should starve in the street so you can go to heaven."

Wow. “Degrees just mean you are further indoctrinated into satans system” might be my favorite quote of the blog. 

(Thanks MJ)

"After everything was finalized at the closing for my grandmother’s house, the Realtor gave everyone a copy of The Expositor’s Study Bible: King James Version as a gift. On top of that, my mother, grandmother, and the woman who bought the house all received this ‘Ladies’ Edition.’ I can only assume my uncle was given some sort of Dude Version for Manly Men."
(Thanks http://xshimmerspiralx.tumblr.com/)

"After everything was finalized at the closing for my grandmother’s house, the Realtor gave everyone a copy of The Expositor’s Study Bible: King James Version as a gift. On top of that, my mother, grandmother, and the woman who bought the house all received this ‘Ladies’ Edition.’ I can only assume my uncle was given some sort of Dude Version for Manly Men."

(Thanks http://xshimmerspiralx.tumblr.com/)

"Yeah , cause I am pretty sure my alarm clock has nothing to do with me waking up every morning. Or the fact that I don’t have a chronic disease that might prevent life at 6am." 
(Thanks MJ)

"Yeah , cause I am pretty sure my alarm clock has nothing to do with me waking up every morning. Or the fact that I don’t have a chronic disease that might prevent life at 6am." 

(Thanks MJ)

"Oh look! Blue is sharing Green’s status. I like these guys; neither of them are assholes!
"*reads status*
"Oh. It’s a status full of snide homophobia and religious exclusivity. I guess they’re both assholes after all. That’s too bad. They seemed like such good people."
(Thanks Ace)

"Oh look! Blue is sharing Green’s status. I like these guys; neither of them are assholes!

"*reads status*

"Oh. It’s a status full of snide homophobia and religious exclusivity. I guess they’re both assholes after all. That’s too bad. They seemed like such good people."

(Thanks Ace)

(Thanks MJ)

(Thanks MJ)

"I got this e-mail forward from an acquaintance.  
"In what kind of bizarre fundie fever dream did someone decide that FUCKING DICTIONARIES are the devil’s gateway to corrupting our youth and upright Christian parents need a proper version to teach their kids the true ‘Murrican language?  
“‘The English language has changed again and again and in many instances has become corrupt.’ Ironic sentiment coming from a group of people who revere a book that has been rewritten and re-interpreted from several ancient texts that were themselves re-written, self-contradictory copies in which most of the meaning and context was lost in translation anyway.”
(Thanks Kat)

"I got this e-mail forward from an acquaintance.  

"In what kind of bizarre fundie fever dream did someone decide that FUCKING DICTIONARIES are the devil’s gateway to corrupting our youth and upright Christian parents need a proper version to teach their kids the true ‘Murrican language?  

“‘The English language has changed again and again and in many instances has become corrupt.’ Ironic sentiment coming from a group of people who revere a book that has been rewritten and re-interpreted from several ancient texts that were themselves re-written, self-contradictory copies in which most of the meaning and context was lost in translation anyway.”

(Thanks Kat)

"Because kids say all kinds of crap." 
(Thanks MJ)

"Because kids say all kinds of crap." 

(Thanks MJ)

"Yay, my dream to be eaten  alive by mosquitos has come true, all I need to do now is get a double serving of Jesus." 
(Thanks MJ)

"Yay, my dream to be eaten  alive by mosquitos has come true, all I need to do now is get a double serving of Jesus." 

(Thanks MJ)

"From a family Facebook page that I have since removed myself from."
Some days I read crap like this and realize how long I have been running this blog and I just don’t even.
(Thanks Zak)

"From a family Facebook page that I have since removed myself from."

Some days I read crap like this and realize how long I have been running this blog and I just don’t even.

(Thanks Zak)

academicatheism:

prudentspirit:

10 Reasons why you don’t want to be an atheist

First off, some corrections. Then, I’ll list 10 Christians who are just as bad and demonstrate why this argument doesn’t work. Oh wait! That’s already been done (read here). As a matter of fact, we can probably list ten,…

“Jesus only hears our prayers if we share them on Facebook.”
(Thanks B)

Jesus only hears our prayers if we share them on Facebook.

(Thanks B)

stachionalgeographic:

nethilia:

fuckyeahnerdpr0n:

always reblog “good guy satan” meme

chill ass bitch

Clothes.

freedomtomarry:


Reblog this to congratulate Oregon on this amazing news! 

freedomtomarry:

Reblog this to congratulate Oregon on this amazing news!