stfu, believers
"I got this e-mail forward from an acquaintance.  
"In what kind of bizarre fundie fever dream did someone decide that FUCKING DICTIONARIES are the devil’s gateway to corrupting our youth and upright Christian parents need a proper version to teach their kids the true ‘Murrican language?  
“‘The English language has changed again and again and in many instances has become corrupt.’ Ironic sentiment coming from a group of people who revere a book that has been rewritten and re-interpreted from several ancient texts that were themselves re-written, self-contradictory copies in which most of the meaning and context was lost in translation anyway.”
(Thanks Kat)

"I got this e-mail forward from an acquaintance.  

"In what kind of bizarre fundie fever dream did someone decide that FUCKING DICTIONARIES are the devil’s gateway to corrupting our youth and upright Christian parents need a proper version to teach their kids the true ‘Murrican language?  

“‘The English language has changed again and again and in many instances has become corrupt.’ Ironic sentiment coming from a group of people who revere a book that has been rewritten and re-interpreted from several ancient texts that were themselves re-written, self-contradictory copies in which most of the meaning and context was lost in translation anyway.”

(Thanks Kat)

"Because kids say all kinds of crap." 
(Thanks MJ)

"Because kids say all kinds of crap." 

(Thanks MJ)

"Yay, my dream to be eaten  alive by mosquitos has come true, all I need to do now is get a double serving of Jesus." 
(Thanks MJ)

"Yay, my dream to be eaten  alive by mosquitos has come true, all I need to do now is get a double serving of Jesus." 

(Thanks MJ)

"From a family Facebook page that I have since removed myself from."
Some days I read crap like this and realize how long I have been running this blog and I just don’t even.
(Thanks Zak)

"From a family Facebook page that I have since removed myself from."

Some days I read crap like this and realize how long I have been running this blog and I just don’t even.

(Thanks Zak)

academicatheism:

prudentspirit:

10 Reasons why you don’t want to be an atheist

First off, some corrections. Then, I’ll list 10 Christians who are just as bad and demonstrate why this argument doesn’t work. Oh wait! That’s already been done (read here). As a matter of fact, we can probably list ten,…

“Jesus only hears our prayers if we share them on Facebook.”
(Thanks B)

Jesus only hears our prayers if we share them on Facebook.

(Thanks B)

stachionalgeographic:

nethilia:

fuckyeahnerdpr0n:

always reblog “good guy satan” meme

chill ass bitch

Clothes.

freedomtomarry:


Reblog this to congratulate Oregon on this amazing news! 

freedomtomarry:

Reblog this to congratulate Oregon on this amazing news! 

“Satan prevents access to the internet.”
(Thanks Sarah)

Satan prevents access to the internet.

(Thanks Sarah)

Yeah I am the last comment there. Can you believe this shit?
An onion. A fucking onion!

Video links:

Expanding Earth

End of NASA

(Thanks MJ)

"lol seed." 
(Thanks MJ)

"lol seed." 

(Thanks MJ)

"Sigh… a 15-year-old girl can’t even complain about silly teenage angst without getting Jesusjacked these days.  ’Don’t worry sweetie, if the kids at school don’t like your personality maybe they’ll like you better if you’re possessed by a Jewish zombie!’”
(Thanks http://timeandmotion.tumblr.com/)

"Sigh… a 15-year-old girl can’t even complain about silly teenage angst without getting Jesusjacked these days.  ’Don’t worry sweetie, if the kids at school don’t like your personality maybe they’ll like you better if you’re possessed by a Jewish zombie!’”

(Thanks http://timeandmotion.tumblr.com/)

(Thanks anonymous)

(Thanks anonymous)

"My friend is always posting shit like about her church group, but this was the funniest/worst I have seen. Sounds like somebody had an orgasm."
Gods liquid love.
(Thanks E)

"My friend is always posting shit like about her church group, but this was the funniest/worst I have seen. Sounds like somebody had an orgasm."

Gods liquid love.

(Thanks E)

Rules about who can practice medicine. Hilarious!
(Thanks http://balthatzar.tumblr.com/)

Rules about who can practice medicine. Hilarious!

(Thanks http://balthatzar.tumblr.com/)