stfu, believers

“My 11 yr old son went trick or treating and came home with these fake coins and dollar bills plastered with bible verses and fire and brimstone BS.  Similar to this

Luckily my son never saw it…he was grounded but got to go trick or treating.  He just had to surrender the candy until the weekend.  I went through it when we got home to give him ONE piece til Saturday and saw them.  I am STILL so angry about it.  Next year (if he’s still into trick or treating)  I’m printing up some of my own ‘cards’ should he happen to get some more of this crap.  It will read:
 
Religion is like a penis.
It’s fine to have one
It’s fine to be proud of it
but please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around…
and don’t try to shove it down my child’s throat!”

(Thanks Maggie)

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  4. freyaluna said: I agree with danieljcross. I’d also go along and reprimand those bible-thumpers. Their deceit is worthy of Dante’s 8th circle of Hell. Maybe I’ll dress as Virgil too. ;-)
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  9. rebootingfromstart said: Have to agree with sixty-seven; that analogy is gross and dismissive of CSA. Nobody should push religion on anyone, but comparing proselytising to CSA is completely out of line. Not liking something doesn’t make it comparable to sexual assault.
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    ^The most epic quote...ever seen on tumblr.
  11. sixty-seven said: Charming. (Unwarned for!) Child sexual assault is exactly what I needed today. That analogy is fucked up and not okay. Nothing is like CSA except for CSA, which gets sugar-coated by people and joked about enough already.
  12. danieljcross said: Or just go with him next time and bitch slap the bible-basher
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