stfu, believers
“So this rage-inducing little thing was published in my hometown’s local paper recently. Someone brought it to my attention on Facebook. Unfortunately my blood pressure is high enough on its own at the moment so I won’t comment on it, but shit.”
Only agnostics and atheists get happy holidays. Other religions just get to be jealous of Christmas I guess.
(Thanks anonymous)

“So this rage-inducing little thing was published in my hometown’s local paper recently. Someone brought it to my attention on Facebook. Unfortunately my blood pressure is high enough on its own at the moment so I won’t comment on it, but shit.”

Only agnostics and atheists get happy holidays. Other religions just get to be jealous of Christmas I guess.

(Thanks anonymous)

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    Ok. People. Let’s all learn how science works. We posit a theory, like the theory of evolution…or the theory of...
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    So long as I have the right to say this is idiotic shit he has the right to get it printed, right?
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    wtfook? I’m going to number my complaints: Christianity isn’t the only religion out there and Christmas is especially...
  12. ladyofleisuredc said: this is a bunch of straw-man fallacies, where to begin?
  13. jellyweaselyeah said: What’s with the second to last paragraph? “I propose a simple thing to scientists and I will believe them. Do something impossible.” Also, I don’t see where they draw similarities between string theory and God.
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  15. vanityferal said: What’s the point of redacting the author’s name if this was published in a public forum?
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    OH MY GOD. +10000000000000000 points to you for a Jesse reference!
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    string-theory now. Look Christkids, if you’re...play semantic games like this, then you...
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    I feel like a real life equivalent of the sidekick in Breaking Bad wrote this.
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    I.. just… what?! Nothing about...makes any sense.
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    >agnosticDo you know what that fucking means you idiotGod some Christians SERIOUSLY get
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    No. No no no. This...yet another person of faith pretending to understand science by...
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