stfu, believers
“This translates to ‘The distance between a problem and a solution is the same distance between your knees and the floor.’”
(Thanks http://ebolium.tumblr.com/)

“This translates to ‘The distance between a problem and a solution is the same distance between your knees and the floor.’”

(Thanks http://ebolium.tumblr.com/)

  1. mehbil reblogged this from stfubelievers and added:
    So, blowjobs solve all problems?
  2. vomitsalloverthisshit reblogged this from stfubelievers and added:
    Truer words never spoken
  3. ravingsofabitch reblogged this from stfubelievers and added:
    such a horrible choice of wording
  4. tjovian reblogged this from stfubelievers and added:
    performing fellatio?
  5. jooksondrugs reblogged this from rawrlawra
  6. paige-lanell reblogged this from stfubelievers and added:
    so many raised eyebrows happening on my face right now also, rough translation: “the
  7. tobythewonderdog said: ha! at first i thought it was someone puking in a toilet. hmm
  8. infinibleu reblogged this from stfubelievers and added:
    give more blowjobs...what you’re saying?
  9. burberryandbruins said: Like… a blowjob?
  10. i-iz-norml reblogged this from bethanyedwards
  11. ladyhouston said: Fellatio is always the answer.
  12. bethanyedwards reblogged this from stfubelievers and added:
    Y’know, this makes total sense. Blowjobs ARE...world’s problems
  13. mediumtrip reblogged this from stfubelievers and added:
    … so … uh… I read this as, your partner’s erection is obviously...so you should suck his...
  14. rawrlawra reblogged this from stfubelievers and added:
    I am 100% sure that this...a metaphor implying one can solve all of their problems with...
  15. ebolium submitted this to stfubelievers
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