stfu, believers

“At first I was just rolling my eyes at the idea that...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:30:01 -0400

“At first I was just rolling my eyes at the idea that God arranges plumbing repairs for someone who can afford a house with three bathrooms… then I saw the absolutely insane comment beneath it.”

(Thanks Lisa)

“A month or so ago I came across a Facebook thread nearing triple digits where everyone was...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 16:30:17 -0400

“A month or so ago I came across a Facebook thread nearing triple digits where everyone was...

“So the state of Georgia turned down almost $2 million in...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:30:23 -0400

“So the state of Georgia turned down almost $2 million in federal funding for HIV and STD prevention. Why? Because they couldn’t bear the thought of their middle and high school students being asked questions about their sexual activity for the Centers of Disease Control.

“Pink, Purple, and Yellow are themselves young, 20’s and early 30’s and have very young children. They are all very religious, uptight, and rather vile. It should also be noted that none of the women even live in the state of Georgia.

“It deeply saddens me to see that pink is more worried that someone else’s teen could be asked a question regarding their sexual health than the repercussions that the lack of funding will cause the residents of Georgia.”

(Thanks anonymous)

[Click to Enlarge] “I like the way A...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:30:17 -0400

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“I like the way A thinks!”

(Thanks http://kati-lynn.tumblr.com/)

“Christians are really bibliolaters, part...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 16:30:06 -0400

“Christians are really bibliolaters, part eleventy-googolplex.”

(Thanks Ace)

“This is my uncle. He never used to be christian, but...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:30:16 -0400

“This is my uncle. He never used to be christian, but something has changed and since then he’s been a bit over the top. Not sure how he cherry picks his morals but this was me just reassuring him of some of the ones he may have forgotten from ‘the good book’”

(Thanks http://whatyoudidforme.tumblr.com/)

(Thanks http://thatfragilecapricorn30.tumblr.com/)

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 16:30:09 -0400

(Thanks http://thatfragilecapricorn30.tumblr.com/)

“I’ve had my eye on Red’s Facebook for some...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:30:05 -0400

“I’ve had my eye on Red’s Facebook for some time, and if he’s not some kind of really persistent Poe or troll, well… *shudder*”

(Thanks Ace)

“God is great: He takes your hearing, but will find your...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:30:20 -0400

“God is great: He takes your hearing, but will find your hearing aid.”

(Thanks anonymous)

“I really wanted to comment that I’d already...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 16:30:10 -0400

“I really wanted to comment that I’d already received that gift but returned it and found that I was better off without it.”

(Thanks Jennifer)

“I don’t know what her problem was, I was just there...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 16:30:09 -0400

“I don’t know what her problem was, I was just there talking to my friends about tattoos and gay rights then suddenly this stranger barged into my wall and posted this, she couldn’t even give me the decency of a proper grammar…”

(Thanks http://ellipellius.tumblr.com/)

“Red is back and pissed that SNL would dare to make a...

Fri, 31 May 2013 16:30:02 -0400

“Red is back and pissed that SNL would dare to make a parody using Jebus. Because SNL is probably a plot by Satan.”

(Thanks JM)

(Thanks anonymous)

Thu, 30 May 2013 16:30:51 -0400

(Thanks anonymous)

“…and once they are born, they’re too...

Wed, 29 May 2013 16:30:08 -0400

“…and once they are born, they’re too mainstream to care about.”

(Thanks anonymous)

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Tue, 28 May 2013 16:30:20 -0400

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“So, apparently Pink saw Red’s status update (which I find HILARIOUS btw) and took offense, posting a screenshot of it to HER facebook without blurring his name or anything, then called him ignorant for making a joke. He got mad about it, called her unchristian and a slut, at which point, all Pink’s friends ganged up on him.”

(Thanks http://standardang3l.tumblr.com/)

Ugh. Also, that is a lot of names. (Thanks anonymous)

Mon, 27 May 2013 16:30:21 -0400

Ugh.

Also, that is a lot of names.

(Thanks anonymous)

Sun, 26 May 2013 16:30:02 -0400

(Thanks anonymous)

[Click to Enlarge] “Black’s Mother is a hardcore,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:30:08 -0400

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“Black’s Mother is a hardcore, Southern Baptist, Bible thumper. I remember going to their church on Christmas Eve, when I was about 6. The preacher screamed and yelled at the congregation, asking if we died in car accident that night (on Christmas Eve, no less), would we go to Heaven or burn in Hell. Even at a young age, I knew something wasn’t right when they couldn’t even celebrate the birth of their Savior…

“I would attempt to argue some of their points, however, I am pretty sure my comments would just get deleted and I would removed from their friends list. “

(Thanks anonymous)

(Thanks Corinne)

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:30:11 -0400

(Thanks Corinne)

[Click to Enlarge] “Pulled from a Facebook discussion...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:30:17 -0400

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“Pulled from a Facebook discussion board for students and graduates of my college. This was posted a while back, as you can see, but it was thrown back onto my newsfeed just now by a recent comment (not shown because it wasn’t fucked up at all). Knowing I share a campus with a godbag child-abuse apologist makes me want a shower.”

(Thanks Mary)