stfu, believers
"I think the last few thousand years has proven otherwise."
(Thanks http://megafan21.tumblr.com/)

"I think the last few thousand years has proven otherwise."

(Thanks http://megafan21.tumblr.com/)

"This isn’t explicitly religious, but I know for a fact Red is a Christian (his hatred of both ‘moral relativism’ and trans* individuals might make that obvious, though). The term "philistine" is so appropriate here."
(Thanks Ace)

"This isn’t explicitly religious, but I know for a fact Red is a Christian (his hatred of both ‘moral relativism’ and trans* individuals might make that obvious, though). The term "philistine" is so appropriate here."

(Thanks Ace)

"Guh.  American Christianity at its finest.  ’God is so good!  I’m so glad to worship a God that prioritizes me having a cool car over everyone in the world having enough to eat.’"
(Thanks anonymous)

"Guh.  American Christianity at its finest.  ’God is so good!  I’m so glad to worship a God that prioritizes me having a cool car over everyone in the world having enough to eat.’"

(Thanks anonymous)

"Yes, this Tim person is a Christian. I thought part of Christianity was trying to make other people more likely to accept it? By, like, not intentionally saying things like this? Guess I was wrong…”
(Thanks Ace)

"Yes, this Tim person is a Christian. I thought part of Christianity was trying to make other people more likely to accept it? By, like, not intentionally saying things like this? Guess I was wrong…”

(Thanks Ace)

"I can’t even start on how offensive this is."
Most of the stuff I receive is just stupid or annoying. This is disgusting.
(Thanks http://oksara.tumblr.com/)

"I can’t even start on how offensive this is."

Most of the stuff I receive is just stupid or annoying. This is disgusting.

(Thanks http://oksara.tumblr.com/)

So remember this weekend, Easter is all about sex.
(Thanks anonymous)

So remember this weekend, Easter is all about sex.

(Thanks anonymous)

"My relative goes to a super fundamentalist Baptist school in a small southern town. On a daily basis she hears all sorts of sexist, racist, and homophobic things.Today her principle told her class about an event that happened during the previous year. This is the summation using exact quotes.  

'There is something you need to know about the gays.  They always travel in packs.  This past year a pack of gays came to town to buy some land.  Not only did they want to buy some land here [to build a community center] but they wanted to buy the land right across from the school and church!  We couldn't have that so we had to run them out of town. We ran them right out of town!'
I want to say I am surprised at the level of ignorance and homophobia in the town but I can’t.” 

(Thanks anonymous)
“One of the most annoying things about preachy people is the inflated self-image.  Red apparently believes that an almost omnipotent evil being (Satan) would have nothing better to do than tostop her from reading because…apparently it would stop his master plan.”
(Thanks jmdk)

One of the most annoying things about preachy people is the inflated self-image.  Red apparently believes that an almost omnipotent evil being (Satan) would have nothing better to do than tostop her from reading because…apparently it would stop his master plan.

(Thanks jmdk)

I would say something snarky, but since you compared yourself both to produce and a car … well, I’ll just leave it at that.
(Thanks to http://queenchrysalisrps.tumblr.com/)
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I would say something snarky, but since you compared yourself both to produce and a car … well, I’ll just leave it at that.

(Thanks to http://queenchrysalisrps.tumblr.com/)

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(Thanks Shebly)

(Thanks Shebly)

“Cat’s already asleep on the computer, dude.  There just isn’t enough room for two.”
(Thanks Kore)

Cat’s already asleep on the computer, dude.  There just isn’t enough room for two.

(Thanks Kore)

How friendly.
(Thanks PC)

How friendly.

(Thanks PC)

LOL 
(Thanks Lindsey)

LOL 

(Thanks Lindsey)

“This is from a very Catholic former co-worker who had a baby not long ago. My first impulse upon seeing it was to post, ‘You say ‘pagan’ like it’s a bad thing!’ but that probably wouldn’t go over well, since I’m sure she does think pagan is a bad thing. Of course, I don’t get how having a celibate dude sprinkle water on the kid’s head makes her not pagan, but that’s probably just because I’m a heathen Jew.”
(Thanks anonymous)

This is from a very Catholic former co-worker who had a baby not long ago. My first impulse upon seeing it was to post, ‘You say ‘pagan’ like it’s a bad thing!’ but that probably wouldn’t go over well, since I’m sure she does think pagan is a bad thing. Of course, I don’t get how having a celibate dude sprinkle water on the kid’s head makes her not pagan, but that’s probably just because I’m a heathen Jew.

(Thanks anonymous)

(Thanks midwestspitfire)

(Thanks midwestspitfire)