stfu, believers

Owned

“owned”

True fact.

(Thanks http://mrc0mput3r.tumblr.com/)

“This made me laugh.  ’I don’t care’”
(Thanks burriter)

“This made me laugh.  ’I don’t care’”

(Thanks burriter)

The fact that their pic is Judi Dench makes this even more awesome. A little old, but still awesome.
(Thanks Nancy)

The fact that their pic is Judi Dench makes this even more awesome. A little old, but still awesome.

(Thanks Nancy)

Well I think your “dorta and son in law” brought you your “grand daughter” by having sex. No santa or God needed.
(Thanks Bonnie)

Well I think your “dorta and son in law” brought you your “grand daughter” by having sex. No santa or God needed.

(Thanks Bonnie)

This belated CHRISTmas present just arrived in my inbox! Apparently these are both from the same parking lot.
(Thanks AdamAgro)

This belated CHRISTmas present just arrived in my inbox! Apparently these are both from the same parking lot.

(Thanks AdamAgro)

“This is another from B. She posted a picture of the Jesus birthday cake.  I couldn’t NOT send it in.”
(Thanks anonymous)

“This is another from B. She posted a picture of the Jesus birthday cake.  I couldn’t NOT send it in.”

(Thanks anonymous)

From here. Lol.
(Thanks Matt)

From here. Lol.

(Thanks Matt)

Just when I thought it couldn’t get worse…
(Thanks anonymous)

Just when I thought it couldn’t get worse…

(Thanks anonymous)

In case you, too, want to attend, have at it.
(Thanks anonymous)

In case you, too, want to attend, have at it.

(Thanks anonymous)

“Turns out Bruce is a nasty, aggressive little bigot. Stating Jews are going to hell, personally insulting people and all sorts.”
(Thanks Maggie)

“Turns out Bruce is a nasty, aggressive little bigot. Stating Jews are going to hell, personally insulting people and all sorts.”

(Thanks Maggie)

“This is a fan page for GUMMY WORMS, a childhood favorite, not a forum for one’s religious beliefs. The page’s creator doesn’t seem to grasp that for some reason.” Apparently, he has kin of sort of stopped doing it as much. Check it out.
(Thanks Brent)

“This is a fan page for GUMMY WORMS, a childhood favorite, not a forum for one’s religious beliefs. The page’s creator doesn’t seem to grasp that for some reason.” Apparently, he has kin of sort of stopped doing it as much. Check it out.

(Thanks Brent)

“Every one of this girl’s status updates are Bible verses.  I thought facebook was to keep up with how people are doing.  And if I wanted to be preached at…I’d go to Church. Also…thought it was too funny that she joined some ‘baddest BITCH’ group a little ways down from the Bible verses.”
(Thanks J)

“Every one of this girl’s status updates are Bible verses.  I thought facebook was to keep up with how people are doing.  And if I wanted to be preached at…I’d go to Church. Also…thought it was too funny that she joined some ‘baddest BITCH’ group a little ways down from the Bible verses.”

(Thanks J)

Are the prayer police hiring? That is a job for me. Looks like I just found my first assignment too.
(Thanks J)

Are the prayer police hiring? That is a job for me. Looks like I just found my first assignment too.

(Thanks J)

“Bringing annoying back.” No kidding. STFU, seriously.
(Thanks anonymous)

“Bringing annoying back.” No kidding. STFU, seriously.

(Thanks anonymous)