stfu, believers
You can totally get married, just don’t call it getting married. What’s the problem?
(Thanks anonymous)

You can totally get married, just don’t call it getting married. What’s the problem?

(Thanks anonymous)

“Umm…guys?  Your ignorance is showing.”
(Thanks anonymous)

“Umm…guys?  Your ignorance is showing.”

(Thanks anonymous)

(Thanks Mia)

(Thanks Mia)

“This former drug addict turned conservative Christian owes his extra portions to someone in a third world country who cannot count, not Jesus.”
(Thanks Sarah)

This former drug addict turned conservative Christian owes his extra portions to someone in a third world country who cannot count, not Jesus.

(Thanks Sarah)

Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro, of Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares fame(ish), told everyone to fuck off. And that God was on their side. 

Also, not sure if this is real or not, but here is Amy’s tumblr (maybe? again, not 100% here if it is actually her, but yeah)

“I can’t even drive home from work without having religion shoved in my face.”
(Thanks Bob)

“I can’t even drive home from work without having religion shoved in my face.”

(Thanks Bob)

“‘It was God’s will. It was her time to go, I guess,’ [the grandmother] told WLEX. ‘I just know she’s in heaven right now and I know she’s in good hands with the Lord.’”

“Gay marriage is synonymous with teenage angst over shitty book series?”
(Thanks Claire)

Gay marriage is synonymous with teenage angst over shitty book series?

(Thanks Claire)

well, at least we still have hearts, they just aren’t “of human.”
(Thanks B)

well, at least we still have hearts, they just aren’t “of human.”

(Thanks B)

“God Bless! Also, fuck you.”
(Thanks Alyssa)

“God Bless! Also, fuck you.”

(Thanks Alyssa)

Re: the russell brand video post and ensuing debate.

“Hi! I am the Brooks from that whole “referring-to-Ghandi” debacle and my roommate, Olivia, is the one who submitted the post and I am SO GLAD she did!

“Just to give you some context, the woman (Elizabeth) attend the same church as my parents, which I grew up in still visit when I’m home, though I do not believe in all it’s regulations. She is sort of faceboook-notorious for starting drama and posting “facts” (i.e. her unfounded opinions), without being able to back them up. I figured it was time someone (respectfully) called her out on it. 

“Sorry this message was so long. Just wanted to let you know the whole story in case you wanted it and also tell you that, as a Christian, I love your site!”

“Guh.  American Christianity at its finest.  ’God is so good!  I’m so glad to worship a God that prioritizes me having a cool car over everyone in the world having enough to eat.’”
(Thanks anonymous)

“Guh.  American Christianity at its finest.  ’God is so good!  I’m so glad to worship a God that prioritizes me having a cool car over everyone in the world having enough to eat.’”

(Thanks anonymous)

“I can’t even start on how offensive this is.”
Most of the stuff I receive is just stupid or annoying. This is disgusting.
(Thanks http://oksara.tumblr.com/)

“I can’t even start on how offensive this is.”

Most of the stuff I receive is just stupid or annoying. This is disgusting.

(Thanks http://oksara.tumblr.com/)

So remember this weekend, Easter is all about sex.
(Thanks anonymous)

So remember this weekend, Easter is all about sex.

(Thanks anonymous)

“saw this on my facebook feed.. -_-“
(Thanks http://kankrivantass9cialjustice6l9gger.tumblr.com/)

“saw this on my facebook feed.. -_-“

(Thanks http://kankrivantass9cialjustice6l9gger.tumblr.com/)