stfu, believers
(Thanks anonymous)

(Thanks anonymous)

"My friend is always posting shit like about her church group, but this was the funniest/worst I have seen. Sounds like somebody had an orgasm."
Gods liquid love.
(Thanks E)

"My friend is always posting shit like about her church group, but this was the funniest/worst I have seen. Sounds like somebody had an orgasm."

Gods liquid love.

(Thanks E)

"Numbers 7 and 9 in particular, but the rest aren’t any better."
(Thanks Ace)

"Numbers 7 and 9 in particular, but the rest aren’t any better."

(Thanks Ace)

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"This is from a forum about herpetology, where people go to discuss the care of their exotic reptiles and amphibians. It is populated by professional herpetologists, biologists, zoologists, veterinarians, people who have kept herps for decades, and people who casually keep herps and come here for advice on taking care of them. Many members are from Europe and Australia."In one of the off topic threads, the subject of evolution was brought up and a 14 year old American (big surprise) said he didn’t believe in it. 
"At first the reactions were pretty neutral, tinged with surprise. Then he dropped this little beauty and I lost it."That’s right, Darwin discovered Lucy 91 years after he died and toootaallly refuted her on his death bed. "In other comments, this user bemoans the fact that prayer has been taken out of schools and that the world is conspiring against Christianity."
(Thanks embryhallowed)

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"This is from a forum about herpetology, where people go to discuss the care of their exotic reptiles and amphibians. It is populated by professional herpetologists, biologists, zoologists, veterinarians, people who have kept herps for decades, and people who casually keep herps and come here for advice on taking care of them. Many members are from Europe and Australia.

"In one of the off topic threads, the subject of evolution was brought up and a 14 year old American (big surprise) said he didn’t believe in it. 

"At first the reactions were pretty neutral, tinged with surprise. Then he dropped this little beauty and I lost it.

"That’s right, Darwin discovered Lucy 91 years after he died and toootaallly refuted her on his death bed. 

"In other comments, this user bemoans the fact that prayer has been taken out of schools and that the world is conspiring against Christianity."

(Thanks embryhallowed)

(Thanks Sandy)

(Thanks Sandy)

"I think the last few thousand years has proven otherwise."
(Thanks http://megafan21.tumblr.com/)

"I think the last few thousand years has proven otherwise."

(Thanks http://megafan21.tumblr.com/)

"This isn’t explicitly religious, but I know for a fact Red is a Christian (his hatred of both ‘moral relativism’ and trans* individuals might make that obvious, though). The term "philistine" is so appropriate here."
(Thanks Ace)

"This isn’t explicitly religious, but I know for a fact Red is a Christian (his hatred of both ‘moral relativism’ and trans* individuals might make that obvious, though). The term "philistine" is so appropriate here."

(Thanks Ace)

“ I guess that explains why the wine cooler I tried as a 14-year-old turned me into a heroin addict /sarcasm”
(Thanks anonymous)

 I guess that explains why the wine cooler I tried as a 14-year-old turned me into a heroin addict /sarcasm

(Thanks anonymous)

"Everyone in this thread made me face all the palms.”
Logic, who needs it.
(Thanks Ace)

"Everyone in this thread made me face all the palms.”

Logic, who needs it.

(Thanks Ace)

“It’s not even half way through November and this shit is already starting. I had to say something!”
(Thanks Mia)

It’s not even half way through November and this shit is already starting. I had to say something!

(Thanks Mia)

“Right…because Facebook has problems with the other religious photos you share. Nice try.”
Ah, the Christmas madness has begun.
(Thanks Joni)

Right…because Facebook has problems with the other religious photos you share. Nice try.

Ah, the Christmas madness has begun.

(Thanks Joni)

Hope everyone had a fun Halloween!

Hope everyone had a fun Halloween!

“Posted by my ultra conservative grandma. I’m no scholar but I’m pretty sure ‘biblically correct’ means war, slavery, incest, stoning, and general intolerance for anyone outside of your tribe.”
(Thanks Kelsey)

Posted by my ultra conservative grandma. I’m no scholar but I’m pretty sure ‘biblically correct’ means war, slavery, incest, stoning, and general intolerance for anyone outside of your tribe.

(Thanks Kelsey)

(Thanks anonymous)

(Thanks anonymous)

(Thanks Deus ex Machina)

(Thanks Deus ex Machina)