"Numbers 7 and 9 in particular, but the rest aren’t any better."
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"This is from a forum about herpetology, where people go to discuss the care of their exotic reptiles and amphibians. It is populated by professional herpetologists, biologists, zoologists, veterinarians, people who have kept herps for decades, and people who casually keep herps and come here for advice on taking care of them. Many members are from Europe and Australia.
"In one of the off topic threads, the subject of evolution was brought up and a 14 year old American (big surprise) said he didn’t believe in it.
"At first the reactions were pretty neutral, tinged with surprise. Then he dropped this little beauty and I lost it.
"That’s right, Darwin discovered Lucy 91 years after he died and toootaallly refuted her on his death bed.
"In other comments, this user bemoans the fact that prayer has been taken out of schools and that the world is conspiring against Christianity."
"I think the last few thousand years has proven otherwise."
"This isn’t explicitly religious, but I know for a fact Red is a Christian (his hatred of both ‘moral relativism’ and trans* individuals might make that obvious, though). The term "philistine" is so appropriate here."
“ I guess that explains why the wine cooler I tried as a 14-year-old turned me into a heroin addict /sarcasm”
“It’s not even half way through November and this shit is already starting. I had to say something!”
“Right…because Facebook has problems with the other religious photos you share. Nice try.”
Ah, the Christmas madness has begun.
“Posted by my ultra conservative grandma. I’m no scholar but I’m pretty sure ‘biblically correct’ means war, slavery, incest, stoning, and general intolerance for anyone outside of your tribe.”
"No honey, I think it’s just you."
Imagine avoiding this person at all costs.