stfu, believers
“I don’t know what’s worse, how this woman is denying herself a chance to grieve for her husband, or that she’s essentially thanking god that he was taken from her because apparently something better is coming her way, I’m guessing it will be a superhero husband. I love that theory though, wonder what awesome things god will give to Somalia once he’s completed his tyranny there.”
(Thanks Mary)

I don’t know what’s worse, how this woman is denying herself a chance to grieve for her husband, or that she’s essentially thanking god that he was taken from her because apparently something better is coming her way, I’m guessing it will be a superhero husband. I love that theory though, wonder what awesome things god will give to Somalia once he’s completed his tyranny there.

(Thanks Mary)

"Gotta love impotent, homophobic whinging! The ‘logic’ of that last line is pretty great, too."
(Thanks Ace)

"Gotta love impotent, homophobic whinging! The ‘logic’ of that last line is pretty great, too."

(Thanks Ace)

"Christ wants that d.  (Eww.)"
(Thanks http://putahorseonit.tumblr.com/)

"Christ wants that d.  (Eww.)"

(Thanks http://putahorseonit.tumblr.com/)

(Thanks Madame Gonzeau)

(Thanks Madame Gonzeau)

“…and once they are born, they’re too mainstream to care about.”
(Thanks anonymous)

…and once they are born, they’re too mainstream to care about.

(Thanks anonymous)

Watch as these snotty teenagers try to convince you that Christianity is under attack in America. They even call their organization a counter culture. HA!

"I don’t usually see crap like this on my news feed…"
(Thanks Caela)

"I don’t usually see crap like this on my news feed…"

(Thanks Caela)

"So, this was where my girlfriend and many of our friends went to high school, and we still live in the town where the school is located. 

"Basically, a bunch of students skipped class for almost 3/4 of the school day (not just 2.5 hours like the article stated) and were angry that the superintendent told them not to do it again. 

"What’s worse, two teachers left their classes for that long, and gave their students nothing to do during that time. 

"Neither the teachers nor the students received any punishment or disciplinary action. My FaceBook feed is blowing up with dumb asses saying that ‘OMFG THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR RIGHT TO PRAY IN SKOOL". No, we are saying that prayer has no place during classes at a taxpayer funded, public, secular, institution. Pray before or after class, or silently at your desk. Don’t disturb the school day.

"(P.S.: this is the same high school in which several students were seen wearing KKK uniforms in the cafeteria. What a good reputation our town must have now.)"

(Thanks http://czechpartisan.tumblr.com/)

"I know of several particularly irritating Christians who are part of a Facebook posse of sorts. This group consists of young twentysomethings (the oldest is maybe 28) with Master’s degrees who look down on pretty much everyone who doesn’t have an unhealthy knowledge of philosophy and theology (the word "sheeple" is a favorite of theirs). They routinely post inflammatory or otherwise triggering statuses to rile people up, and gang up on anyone who tries to debate them. Since arguing and debating are pretty much the only things these jerks are good at (constant pseudointellectualism aside), they usually do win. And even when they don’t, it does nothing to stop their massive self-wankery at how awesome and educated they are. Truly vile individuals."

(Thanks Kevin)

“As an aside, I once had a threesome with this woman before she got pregnant and started going to church again.”
(Thanks Quinn)

As an aside, I once had a threesome with this woman before she got pregnant and started going to church again.

(Thanks Quinn)

“The commenter on this person’s status made me laugh out loud.”
(Thanks anonymous)

The commenter on this person’s status made me laugh out loud.

(Thanks anonymous)

So remember this weekend, Easter is all about sex.
(Thanks anonymous)

So remember this weekend, Easter is all about sex.

(Thanks anonymous)

(Thanks http://littlegemsy.tumblr.com/)

"My relative goes to a super fundamentalist Baptist school in a small southern town. On a daily basis she hears all sorts of sexist, racist, and homophobic things.Today her principle told her class about an event that happened during the previous year. This is the summation using exact quotes.  

'There is something you need to know about the gays.  They always travel in packs.  This past year a pack of gays came to town to buy some land.  Not only did they want to buy some land here [to build a community center] but they wanted to buy the land right across from the school and church!  We couldn't have that so we had to run them out of town. We ran them right out of town!'
I want to say I am surprised at the level of ignorance and homophobia in the town but I can’t.” 

(Thanks anonymous)
(Thanks Hannah)

(Thanks Hannah)